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Like A Horse and Carriage...

Obesity is really widespread.” - anon

Living life to the fullest without enjoying it is like a man who eats anything and is suffering from obesity.”

A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don't think it works like that. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent men become.” - Anita Wise

I think these two fine specimens of our shared race should find each other. Don't you think they'd more or less fit together like jigsaw puzzles pieces?

CAUTION: Do not read or attempt this at home on a full stomach or immediately after drinking.

Okay, now that you've seen the two pictures, I dare you to try and imagine the two of them actually doing the nasty!! Not a pretty picture, is it!


now those breasts are just tooooooo big.


and i wonder how many chairs a year that man goes through... :eek:

poor dears.

Whugh! I can see their E-Harmony ads now:

Curvy woman looks love in all the right crevices..

Husky man loves "airing out" while looking at midget and giraffe porn on those cold lonely nights..

Kidding, but holy hannah!...

OH! I wasn't prepared for those pics, dude!!!


holy mary, mother of christ.

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